MEaning of life is....
the worst ever flu' with nose and eye snot - then times it by 100
bed after Songs of Praise and calling it a night on the tiles
looking like Noddy on smack - without the smack
being plugged into the National Grid and looking epileptic
staggering off a roller-coaster and puking on new trainers
your memory foam mattress feeling full of rocks
a mole wearing shades "papped" by a thousand flash bulbs
walking a tightrope after 20 tequila slammers
gorging on chocolate with Mississippi mud pie for afters
having 70lb dumbbells attached to your arms all day every day
getting up after Bargain Hunt to get an early start
the sleep deprivation of a million new mums
IM /texts scrolling on their own because you are so bog-eyed
always getting your muckin' words fuddled up
trying to pluck your eyebrows wearing goalkeepers gloves
the accumulative hangover of 365 uni fresher days
running a marathon attached to a bungee rope
knowing last nights vindaloo was not a great idea
screaming at the churchyard mouse for making a racket
slapping the git who said "no man is an island"
leaving your libido on that gut-wrenching roller-coaster ride
morphing into Worzel Gummidge on a bad hair day
calling a NATO peace-keeping force to open a yoghurt carton
waking up paralysed and finding it isn't a dream
grappling with buttons and zips on The Krypton Factor
discovering the true meaning of IBS - inevitable bum squeak
Mindfulness Empathy Compassion Forgiveness Serenity (ME/CFS)
having these talents and using them with wisdom and humour
by Alexi Dinks for #May12BlogBomb
with thanks to Wendy Boutilier for the image
with thanks to Wendy Boutilier for the image
"getting up after Bargain Hunt to get an early start"
ReplyDeleteYes,I try to make sure I'm downstairs in time to catch the second half of Bargain Hunt (12.30pm -ish). Anything happening earlier than that is either essential or a surprise bonus.